Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Chapter 6: Mokolodi and a Banner Day

Monday:

I went to Mokolodi again on Monday with two other CIEE people to find out more about volunteering. We left at 8.00 am from UB and caught a combi going to the station. From there we crossed a bridge over a rail yard and got on a the Ramotswe bus which drops off by Mokolodi. Once at the edge of the reserve's property it's a little over a mile of a walk up some hills to get to the actual place. Once there we meet with Ian, the new director, and he gave us a stern talking to about volunteering and “not expecting any glamorous work”. So...no snuggling with the cheetahs then, damn. Anyway, he put us to work right away. We followed the HR rep (Dennis) out to dilapidated and temporarily closed Reptile Park and and animal sanctuary. It needs a lot of work! Redesigning, cleaning, sprucing up, all those good things to make it appealing to the public. The thing is, Mokolodi is non-profit and had a really small budget, so it's hard to get all the things which need to be done done. The poor playground doesn't really have anywhere for kids to play!

Anyway, we were set to work with the groundskeeper, a man whose Setswana name translates to English as “payment”. He backed up a truck and we filled it with broken cement chunks, cinder blocks, and the huge pile of rubbish which was accumulating along the fence of the Reptile Park. Now, by rubbish I don't mean wrappers, papers, and bits of plastic. I mean rotten old doors, planks, piping, twisted wires and chunks of metal, buckets, an old sink, and so forth. In this rubble Chris, one of the CIEE guys, found the skeleton of a HUGE spider. It it hadn't been dead it could very well have delivered a venomous bite to Chris. Needless to say, we were very freaked out after that. Especially when Chris started talking about the deadly puff adders, black mambas, and king cobras which are oh-so common in Botswana. Luckily though all we found was a very long porupine quill, which I am now keeping as a trophy.

After dropping all that stuff at the dump (which was full of little monkeys digging through the dumpsters and being a nuisance) we went back to start raking up leaves and making the paths more presentable. It was very hot and dry and we had no water. It was also hungry work. The upside was that there were animals all around us. In the Reptile Park there are puff adders, pythons, tortoises, monitor lizards, and some other various snakes. In the sanctuary there is a huge Martial Eagle, which is the largest species of eagle in Africa. This particular character is a permanent resident in the sanctuary because as a young eagle he attempted to attack a baby baboon and was in turn attacked by an adult baboon. He had a damaged wing and wouldn't survive out in the bush. Besides this guy, there are two vultures, one little owl, a heron, and two monkeys. Mr. Martial Eagle kept me company while I was raking.

When 2.00 rolled around we got a ride in the back of the grounds keeper's truck to the Mokolodi gate and started the mile long trek back. On the way I got stung by a bee and immediately started spazzing so much that one of my friend's had to pull the stinger out of my hand because I couldn't do it myself. We caught a bus at the edge of the property and rode back to the station in Gabs. Another combi ride from there to UB and I got to my room and passed out. Missed an hour of the Setswana language class. Oh well, I think it was justified.


Tuesday:

So far this day has been going so well! My journalism class is so much improved by jolly Prof Rooney, and today I sat around for two hours reading newspapers and chatting with the people nearby. They were really friendly! We talked about Wisconsin and Denzel Washington, with a side of Malcolm X.

After Journalism I had a mishap- and an embarrassing one at that. An electrician came to my room, only I didn't know he was an electrician so naturally when I heard someone fumbling with my door I ignored it as one of Fruits' friends, who are kind of annoying and rude. Anyway, he opened the door with a master lock and fixed my outlets, which were not working for the past week or so. When he left he left my door locked. I had better explain the locking system here: Ever door has a student provided padlock. In addition, there is a mechanism on the inside of the door to open it from the inside without disturbing the padlock. This is the master door lock and only the RA and cleaning ladies have keys to this. So even though I had my padlock keys when I came back from an unsucessful shower trip- wearing only a towel- I could not open the door. I had to gather up my remaining dignity and head upstairs to my friend Brooke's room. She lent me some sweatpants and a sweatshirt to wear while I searched for a cleaning lady. I finally did find one...and she didn't speak English. She did, however, send me to someone who did and I finally got my room unlocked. Few!

I was going to walk to Riverwalk today for groceries, but was really not looking forward to it. It's getting quite hot here and the sun is brutal. I also have an ARC test tomorrow to study for. Luckily my friend Megan tipped me off about a new convenience store which just opened up in the student center, right next to the all important post office. I went in and found almost everything I was going to buy! I bought some apples, decided to come back later, and headed to class. Then I found out class was canceled! I met up with Brooke and we headed back, and then I found P20 on the ground- score. I took that P20 and bought some more groceries. I found the Botswana equivalent of Goldfish crackers, and I also bought some of my new favorite Lays potato chips, which is cheddar and spring onion. Not as good as Flanagans, but much lighter and crispier.

So here I am now, blogging, and listening to Lily Allen. It's been a good day! Oh, and bonus, I sent out some stuff in the mail. Productivity ahoy.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Friday:

So begins my four day weekend! I was foiled in my attempt to sleep in this morning, which isn't a big deal. It gave me more time to read my latest bookstore purchase, The White Queen, another great historical fiction novel by Phillipa Gregory. It is part of my attempt to understand the War of the Roses (aka, how England managed to screw themselves up and kill everybody). Anyway, I eventually met up with Diana and we headed to Game City, which I think is the biggest and flashiest mall in Gabs. So...probably in Botswana? Unless Francistown has a nice mall, but I doubt that. We did indeed go to the shop run by the Tanzanian women and it had beautiful things! Diana spent too much money but bought some Harem Pants (which some people call Aladdin Pants) made up colorful patchwork pieces full of designs and embroidery. I didn't buy anything, but I was sorely tempted. We went to Mr. Price after that- of course, and found more treasures. Then we left Game City and went to Riverwalk so I could buy my weekly supply of groceries. I decided to try out the Pick n' Pay this time and found some good stuff. PnP is slightly cheaper than Spar and much more affordable than Woolworth's, just in case you are ever grocery shopping in Botswana on a budget.

Groceries:

Every time I go grocery shopping my diet evolves a little. Trying to eat healthy here is incredibly difficult. As I've mentioned before every campus meal (apart from breakfast...sometimes) involves chicken and rice, some kind of coleslaw/cooked carrots/spinach, and some overly-sweetened juice. Sometimes you can eat the delicious papatas, which is a slightly sweetened break, or a fat cake, which is a ball of dough deep fried. There are also muffins and donuts and meat pies. Cheeseburgers, Russian rolls, and beef/chicken livers round out the options. Fanta, coke, ginger ale, and Liquifruit are the drinks of choice. With this menu in mind I try to buy food on the opposite end of the spectrum: Granola bars, apples, bananas, cheese, yogurt, chips, and Lunchbars (a very delicious Botswana candy bar). I can only buy food which does not require cooking as the most cooking I can do is adding hot water to Botswana's version of Ramen noodles. There is a fridge in another CIEE students' room which I store my cheese and the occasional milk and yogurt in. Oh, did I mention that the yogurt I bought was Rooibos and tea flavored? It tasted like tea but it was yogurt! On this particular shopping trip I picked up a box of cereal to eat dry. It's called Choco Bitz, and it's chocolate oat clusters with milk and white chocolate chips. I just opened the box while I was typing and it tastes quite good. I also tried the Cadbury version of a health bar, which is “musli” (granola and dried fruit) on a bed of Cadbury milk chocolate. Yum, health bars Botswana style!

Orphanage and National Museum

Today (Saturday 27/8/11) we woke up early and got on a combi to go to a local orphanage and spend some time with the kids there. We didn't really know what to expect; sick kids? Happy kids? Were we supposed to do arts and crafts or something? As it turns out we were greeted and then led to a large dirt field with some football goals, a building with various sports equipment (I think) and told to just play with the kids, doing whatever. They were mostly very small and very cute. Some of the little ones immediately picked “friends” whom they glued themselves too. Ragtag yet spirited games up football cropped up, piggy back rides were given, races were held, and the kids seemed to be having a good time with us strange visitors with the funny accents. Lots of the kids were exploring my bracelets. One girl, who was probably around 10, asked to borrow my camera. I politely refused, but offered to take her picture. She asked me several more times and I refused several more times, so she started to lightly hit me and called me a bully until one of the people who worked there told her to stop. A little while later some furious hand slapping games started, and we even sang some silly childhood songs.

I am posting pictures from the trip in my facebook album “Jurassic Park” so you can see the kids for yourselves.

When we got back I asked one of the guys (named Eric. He is our certified genius on the trip) if he would show me the way to the National Museum. The first hedgehog I have seen in Africa was here, but it was very dead and stuffed. Apparently some tribes prescribe hedgehog skin to be worn close to the skin as a love potion for men to use. I'll tell Phinneus he is a love potion. Outside of the museum is a big passenger train car leftover from the old Rhodesia Railways, a failed project by the British. Again, pictures on facebook.

Eric and I parted ways at the museum as he caught a combi back to his homestay and I walked back to UB. Now I am hiding in my room and recovering from the heat. I am also putting off doing my homework by blogging. Listening to Trio on my itunes. I think I will get dinner from a vendor and then watch the latest movie Matt sent me with some friends. A quiet Saturday evening.

Later:

Did watch 'Super 8' with some friends- it was thrilling- we all screamed. Excellent. By the way, I also saw 'Crazy Stupid Love' at the theatre at Riverwalk and it was definitely a quality rom com. Bekky, make sure your husband sees this! I know how he loves his chick flicks.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Glorious Downfall of Jerk-Face McGee

The Glorious Downfall of Jerk-Face McGee

Today in my Intro to Journalism class Jerk-Face McGee was finally replaced with the rightful and true Prof, a Mr. Richard Rooney. Mr. Rooney is a very jolly Englishman who has been spending the last few years teaching in Papua New Guinea, Swaziland, and Cyprus. He graciously let the editor from UB Horizon yell at the class for failing to write and hand in articles (Diana and I did ours, of course) for 45 minutes, and then took over. He taught us some important basics witch Jerk-Face never mentioned and then let us out early. Triumph!

Also, yesterday we learned that the Prof for Intro to PR and Advertising who has been teaching our class was “not the appointed professor” and our class “will not meet until further notice”. Shit. I guess on the lighter side of things, I won't need to get up at 8 am tomorrow. Just my ARC class at 9 and then TV Production (probably not happening) at 2.00.


Hanging Out With Diana Abankwah

I spent a few hours this afternoon with Diana, my friend with the white yarn woven into her dreadlocks. Not only this, but she has a beautiful script tattoo running down her calf, and always wears clothes I am jealous of. We drove to Riverwalk and got some shopping done. Work pants for me, as well as a cool bowl so that I can stop eating out of plastic cups. We also bought candy -OF COURSE. After the mall we stopped at a local artists workshop/display place/gallery to admire the work. I found some lovely animal paintings which are tattoo worthy, and Diana went mad for a sculpture of a man praying. After this cultural outting we returned to UB for a round of watching 'Bridesmaids'. Now Diana has gone home and I have just finished eating my first bowl of Botswana Ramen Noodles, curry flavored. Diana and I made plans to meet up on Friday and go to Game City to look at a shop run by a Tanzanian woman. Diana guarantees that I will love the stuff there. I trust her.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Chapter 5: A Collection of Times

Thursday:

You know that joke in the movie Eurotrip where Scotty wakes up and says, “I'm never drinking again,”? Yeah, that was me Friday morning.

Saturday:

I had a lovely quiet Saturday this week. I went to bed Friday night (after watching my friends drink A LOT of Shake Shake at Linga Longa) with Toy Story 2 on my computer and woke up comfortably late on Saturday to finish it up. Then I had a leisurely shower in my own building for once, and headed across campus to Batsi's. I should probably mention here that last weekend I left my precious sunglasses at the Baharutshe Cultural Lodge and Batsi informed me that sadly they were not found after we left. Sad, sad, sad Erica. Later, however, Batsi happily texted me that the sunglasses had been found and that he had them in his office and I should come and collect them before noon on Saturday. I did, and then I decided to try out the Botswana version of a pasty- so good! I am officially addicted.

After that late breakfast I met up with some friends and we headed to Riverwalk to catch a combi to one of our fellow CIEE-ers rugby match. By the time we got to Riverwalk I just wasn't feeling doing a long hot combi ride and then sitting in the sun all day, which was quite brutal by then. Instead I just did a solo tour of Riverwalk and intended to run some errands. What I ended up doing was stumbling upon a great weekend craft market! There were a bunch of booths set up selling all manner of traditional African crafts; jewelry, art, paintings, woven bowls, bag, statues, and other paraphenalia. I went round to each one and bargained my way into buying three pairs of earrings, one sweet garden ornament for Ma and Pa, a wax-painting cloth, and a jewelry tree in the shape of a Baobab tree made out of wire and banana leaves. I think that this Baobab jewelry tree is going down in my life history as one of the coolest items I have ever had the pleasure of purchasing. I can't wait to go back next weekend and buy more presents for people!...and for me of course, hee hee hee.

Saturday Night:

Since Saturday August 20th was Matt's 25th birthday we arranged for me to skype into his party so that I could "attend". I woke up (by myself, no alarm involved) at 4.00 am Botswana time and got online. I "stayed" at the party for a good hour and a half and watched my drunk friends and boyfriend have what seemed to be a really good time. Matt opened his present from me- nicely wrapped and delivered by Miss Emily Morrison-Weeks- and then another present from the same Emily and Scary. I left the party to go to bed, but I hoped it continued to be a good time. Will find out later when I talk to Matt!





Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Jerk-Face McGee and a Herd of Cattle


Tuesday:

Let me start explaining this Tuesday by saying that everyday I wake up in Africa and I think, “Hmm, what will happen today?” Although I am beginning to fit into the rhythm of life here there is no set pattern yet. Every day is different, and things can go very well or very badly. Tuesday began pretty normally, but about halfway into my Journalism class things definitely went to the “very badly” end of things. So far in that class we have had a prof filling in and he just loves to talk about his own achievement and his time studying in England. In the middle of class he picked up a newspaper with a headliner in Setswana. My brain ticked off realizing that it couldn't comprehend. This is when Jerk-Face McGee said, “Erica, can you read this? Setswana Phrase.” Obviously I couldn't and everyone laughed uproariously. I pretty much just put my head down to hide. Then Jerk-Face continued with another jab, again more laughter, and this time I looked at him with the most murderous look I could muster. If the door hadn't been locked I would have just left. That's another, by the way, the doors are locked on both the inside and outside, so no one can use it without the code. HELLO FIRE HAZARD. After class my friend Diana from Botswana/Ghana came over and apologized about the incident even though it was clearly not her fault. She trash talked Jerk-Face McGee, which of course made me feel better.


Luckily the day got much better as I was able to make a run to the Riverwalk Mall for groceries and other supplies. I split off from the main group of five I was with and accomplished my shopping in record time. I got the coolest pants from Cape Union! Now I have cool pants from Ireland and Botswana. I also bought cards to send back home, a cool looking bottle of red wine from SA, and some much needed groceries. I got Gouda cheese! CHEESE I tell you! I also decided to try out the super creamy milk they produce here and let me tell you, I am tempted to just go onto a liquid diet of creamy milk and wine.

The day got even better when on the way home, Alexis and I came face to face with a heard of cows being run along the road by a couple of guys with sticks. We stared at the heard thundering toward us (obstructing all traffic) and thought for a silly moment, “What happens if we don't move?” We die, that's what happens. So we moved off to the side of the dirt path/sidewalk/ditch and watch the cows go past. It was awesome! I wish that would happen every day. Diana told me she once saw a warthog run past campus...

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Chapter 4: Classes, Cheetahs, Ghost Stories, and Good Culture

Tuesday:

I have had most of my classes so far. They ranged from interesting, to stupefying, to drudgery, to exciting...so they are basically the same as in the US. One professor was lecturing now and then on how Westerners are “people too, with problems just like us. They are not all millionaires”. Yes, you can say that again. I'm sorry, but I am one white person who does not live in a mansion and make personal phone calls to Taylor Swift. Not that every person here thinks like that, but there are enough to make situations uncomfortable from time to time. It's just like how people in the US often think everybody here is starving and sickly.

I also had my first post office experience yesterday, and I thought Dad would like to hear about it. The post office is very red, first of all. It is the official color of Botswana Post I think. A costumer walks up to the window and puts his/her envelopes, money or stamps, or what have you into a drawer which is then withdrawn behind the window. This is how my stamps are bought. I put P8 worth of stamps on both letters I sent to the US. The stamps, by the way, are the kind you lick. Dad you can expect to see these big colorful stamps when you eventually receive cards/and or postcards in the mail. After you have finished stamping your letters you take them outside of the building (the post office is in the student center, nicknamed Times Square or The Clock Tower) and put them in the bright red mailbox. It took a little bit of force to fit one of the cards into the mail slot...so maybe Botswana Post is finicky about letter size?


Archeology Class:

First of all “archeology” appears to be spelled as “archaeology” here in Botswana. Confusing. Anyway, I signed up take a class called Archaeology of Botswana because I thought it would be interesting. I guess I must have completely overlooked the fact that this is a 401 class, and therefore meant for seniors majoring in archeology. Alright-very-well-so, I am in this class and the lectures are fairly fascinating. The professor, who I have mentioned above, it really cool and I wish I could be her sometimes. (These are things I think about during the times when the lecture gets a little less interesting). However today's lecture spent an uncomfortable hour and a half focusing on how white people had come in and destroyed Botswana's hsitory. This is true, I have no doubt, and I won't go into details here. I listened and tried not to notice anybody looking at me as the professor laid out the series of humiliating and poorly executed exploratory trips to Bechuanaland, only to return home with a guidebook full of useless observations. Again, I recognize that all this is true. What was more uncomfortable were references to Detroit and how badly the Americans screwed up by dropping the atom bombs on Japan. I don't remember why that reference was necessary, or how it related. There was also discussion on how the Nazi's classified white people. UNCOMFORTABLE DAY.


The Weekend: Chapter 3


This was quite the weekend. During orientation week the internationals had the option of signing up for a “cultural excursion” for P350. The details on this were vague, and quite frankly we were all a little skeptical of how it would turn out. Saturday morning we all stumbled out in front of Vegas (I don't know if I mentioned this before, but everyone at UB calls our dorms Las Vegas) with pack and varying degrees of awakeness. It was very cold. The bus was about 30 minutes late- also known as on time in Botswana. Anyway, we then had a cozy hour long drive to village of the chiefs. This was a compound where the chiefs of the local tribe gathered to discuss matters of business, conduct trials for everything except murder, and perform weddings. Men wore nice pants and removed hats, while women wore dresses and skirts which were at least knee length and sat in the back. The chief, whose name I unfortunately don't remember, told us about their justice system, some history on his culture, and showed us the buildings built for his grandfather and father, which were each grander than the one before. We also viewed the pen for lost-and-found cattle and the gorgeous statue of his grandfather which had been erected only the day before. See photos in my album “Jurassic Park” for photos.

Next we got back on the bus and drove through more beautiful African countryside. At one point we passed a signed which pointed the way towards Windhoek, the capital of Namibia. How often do you encounter road signs pointing towards Namibia? Anyway, we stopped for a hearty lunch a little place with a few touristy-traditional buildings, a pretty courtyard, and plenty of cows, goats, and monkeys ambling around. I sat down to eat my lunch with some friends and ended up being vastly entertained by and episode of CSI Miama which was on. Did you ever notice how deep the main character's voice is? Just imagine him talking about picking out a cute kitten or asking for some chicken noodle soup. At this lunch place there was a resident cat that, for once, wasn't feral and I was able to pet him and cuddle him for a good ten minutes or so. He was a tiny tabby that I named Dune, after the sand dunes he so closely resembeled.

After lunch we drove to see some cave paintings and famous landmarks. At the moment I can't quite remember what the place was called, but I will look it up later. The paintings were made by people 2,000 years ago who came there and used it as a spiritual site. Much later, in the 19th century, and important battle against the Boers took place. One of the chiefs from the village which we had visited earlier hid his pregnant wife in a tiny cave at the base of the rocky cliffs so that she would not be captured. The cave is named after her to this day.

Next we drove to the Livingstone Tree. This is a magnificent and very old wild fig tree which was made famous as one of the places David Livingstone came to try and preach and treat the local people with his medical knowledge. For a quick bio on Livingstone here is an except from Wikipedia: David Livingstone (19 March 1813 – 1 May 1873) was a Scottish Congregationalist pioneer medical missionary with the London Missionary Society andexplorer in Africa. His meeting with H. M. Stanley gave rise to the popular quotation, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?".

Perhaps one of the most popular national heroes of the late 19th century in Victorian Britain, Livingstone had a mythic status, which operated on a number of interconnected levels: that of Protestant missionary martyr, that of working-class "rags to riches" inspirational story, that of scientific investigator and explorer, that of imperial reformer, anti-slavery crusader, and advocate of commercial empire.

His fame as an explorer helped drive forward the obsession with discovering the sources of the River Nile that formed the culmination of the classic period of European geographical discovery and colonial penetration of the African continent. At the same time his missionary travels, "disappearance" and death in Africa, and subsequent glorification as posthumous national hero in 1874 led to the founding of several major central African Christian missionary initiatives carried forward in the era of the European "Scramble for Africa".

A pretty cool guy, if you ask me.



After that stop we went on to the cultural village where we would spend the night. It is called Bahurushe Cultural Lodge, and is run by the grandmother of the Baboon Totem Clan. Lucky me, a village full of baboon statues. The grandmother had two of three other venerable ladies helping her and a host of grandchildren and grandchildren running around, as well as some general staff members. We guests were housed in lodges and tents. I volunteered for a tent right away, along with three other CIEE-ers. It seemed like a good idea at the time... Dinner was a tasty affair and then we were called via drums to attend a very interesting lesson about the Baboon Totem people and then learn some dances and some cultural food preparation. I have to hand it to these women for being able to smash huge wooden staffs (roughly five inches in diameter and a good 5-10 lbs) up and down with enough force to grind grain into powder. We white people tried and failed.

After all that hulabaloo things more or less settled down and two campfires were lit. Some people sat by one, and CIEE basically gathered around the other. We decided on the age old tried and true tradition of ghost stories and never have I ever had a better evening of stories round a fire. They were top notch; almost everyone chipped in and one guy in particular was not only gifted in his rendition of the stories, but he had a huge repertoire of incredible stories! Eventually we were given two guitars and so he and one of the girls both spent the rest of the evening playing softly on them. Eventually we all drifted away to bed. Nights in Botswana at this time of the year and very cold, and this was no exception. It was frigid in that tent, even under our thick blankets and with four people. I did better than the rest and got a good six or so hours in, but had a slight scuffle in the middle of the night over some pillow confusion. I woke up with the sun at seven in the morning and decided to get up and wander around in my pajamas and take photos. I managed to get into the first wave of breakfasters, which was a good decisions. I am constantly hungry, after all.

We packed up and left camp at ten and then headed to what I personally consider the main point of being in Africa: a game reserve. The Mokolodi Game Reserve, to be exact, a place which I am in the process of trying to secure a volunteer position at. It is about a thirty minute bus ride outside of Gabs. Once at Mokolodi we stood around for a while (as per usual here in Africa) were given orange juice (but we were promised champagne!) and then there was a mad dash to get a “good” safari vehicle. By good, I mean a smaller one which is full of less people to try and see animals around. I succeeded, and sat in the very pack row of the three row open sided 4x4 truck with three other people on the bench with me. Our knowledgeable explained that at Mokolodi there are about seven white rhinos (including one calf!), a herd of giraffes, various herds of kudu and gazelle, warthogs, all manner of birds, hippos, two hyenas, and two prized and tamed fifteen year old cheetahs. The majority of the animals are wild and run freely through the reserve but the cheetahs were hand raised after being orphaned as very young cubs. They do not know how to hunt for themselves and can interact happily with the staff. All very good news for someone aspiring to spend some quality time with nature's most perfectly engineered mammal.

The drive was very beautiful and the day was pleasantly cool with a breeze. We did indeed see plenty of the gazelles and kudu. Kudu, by the way, are much larger in person than you would expect, around the height of a moose with big twisting horns. We also saw wildebeest, a family of warthogs, a Zazu (the bird from Lion King, if you remember), and THE CHEETAHS. We were the only vehicle of three to see them, and we spotted them twice. The first time we saw one of the incredibly magnificent animals taking his leisure by the fence. I caught a photo of him in mid yawn. What luck! The second time was after our lakeside lunch on our way out of the reserve. Both boys were feasting on their own lunch of chicken and donkey meat. I don't think I can express how happy I am to see these big cats. They are simply too beautiful to describe, so just check out my photos.

During our lunch, by the way, we saw some hippos. Two, and they were very far away, but with the help of someone's binoculars my friend Grant and I spent some good time spying on them. After the reserve it was back to UB where I now sit blogging my adventures with you and recovering from such an action packed weekend.

Cuddling dogs and cats, stories around a campfire, good food, friends, long drives though the countryside, sarafis, and cheetahs. What perfect days in Africa.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Chapter 3: A Weekend

Friday:

This is the two week marker of my leaving home. Not to be confused with two weeks in Africa- that's on Monday. And on this glorious Botswana morning I have...almost nothing to do? I need to run an errand to Batsi's office (per usual) and then we are going to a concert at 6.30 tonight, but other than that...nothing. I spent money yesterday on some functional/pretty/tasty things so I should probably not go to Main Mall with people today. Maybe I will nap. Ohhhh, that sounds so good right now.

The concert we saw was very cultural, and the drinking and goofing around we did was very relaxing. People really started to come out of their shells! I am pretty sure that the venue was one of the places No.1 Ladies was filmed at (I think it might be the Go-Go Handsome Men's Bar), so that was exciting. The musicians were a group who performed a mixture of traditional music with jazz and blues. Very swanky.

Movies:
I saw my first movie in Botswana today (Saturday), and ironically enough it was “Captain America”. I didn't plan on this- I voted for Harry Potter 7- but it turned out to be a great pick-me-up for anyone suffering from homesickness. In fact, I think that if I had seen this movie back home in Wisconsin I would have been bored rather than amused. Here in Botswana I giggled and laughed the whole time and enjoyed some good ole' American bru-ha-ha. I am not normally a fan of American bru-ha-ha.
The theatre was very large and a little dilapidated. But the seats- oh the seats! They were large and luxurious and perfect for sinking into to enjoy and evening out at the movies! It made up for the lackluster popcorn. Oh, and the stinking drunk guy and his friends behind us were pretty funny too. Nobody can say that they weren't into the movie.

On Sunday my friend Meara invited some of us CIEE kids (we sound like a gang. No wait- we are a gang. We are planning t-shirts and everything!) to come to her house and cook dinner for her family. Meara's homestay is in Maru-a-Pula, which is about a 20 minute walk from UB. She has three “sisters” a “nephew” and a “mom”. This family also has two dogs! One is a gorgeous lady Queen Bee named Sophie, and the other is her two month old puppy named Kenzie. Yes, the puppy and my niece/goddaughter share the same name. I spent so much time with those dogs! I kept feeding the puppy, who would sneak into the kitchen, cheese. In case you aren't aware, dogs are rarely seen as pets in Botswana. Most people with homes have a dog or two as guard dogs, and they keep the animals outside. Once in a while a family will choose to vaccinate their dogs, but it is not a priority. Therefore, these dogs are often scared of people or just very business like about their guardianship. They are also usually dirty and tick-ridden (Sophie wasn't). They are mutts a hundred times over, which just means that they are all pretty good looking dogs as far a color patterns and faces go. The other night while taking a cab home we came across a pack of feral dogs which roam the neighborhood at night. These guys were terrifying; like a whole pack of the Hound of the Baskervilles. At night I can hear them barking and growling outside the perimeter of UB.
Anyways, Sophie and Kenzie were nothing like those beasts. These two were very friendly and cuddly, once they understood that we wanted to pet them and love them. Well, Sophie was hesitant, Kenzie just launched himself at everyone.
We cooked chili and fajitas for dinner. There seem to be no tortillas in Botswana (no one from around here knows what they are) so we just put it all over rice. Rice, they have in abundance, let me tell you. If you go to the grocery store you will see a whole aisle devoted to rice. The food was good, and everyone seemed to enjoy it. We had Neapolitan ice cream for dinner, and then we caught a cab home. We rounded out the night by cramming onto my bed and watching 'Bridesmaids'. My roommate, Fruits, even joined us.


My First Class:

Today I finally had my first class. It's odd to be so excited about it when I am neither six and starting kindergarten, nor eighteen and starting college. My First Class was Archeology In Botswana, and it looks as if I have gotten in over my head. I jumped right into a fourth year course and I have no training in the field of Archeology to back it up. Tomorrow I am meeting with the professor (I could tell that I liked her from the moment I realized that she was wearing Nefertiti busts for earrings) to discuss other class options.
Seeing as that class met, I have a feeling that I will be sitting in My Second Class this afternoon as well. I have Intro to PR and Advertising at 2.00. It doesn't sound nearly as interesting, or as scary though.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Chapter 2: Living Here

Botswana Time


Let me tell you about Botswana time. It's not like US time. It's not like Germany time. It's like...no time. “Botswana's population was estimated at 1.58 million in July 2000, growing at the slow rate of .76 percent. The population was expected to reach 2 million by 2030. The birth rate was 29.63 births per 1,000 people, and the death rate was 22.08 deaths per 1,000 people. Approximately 41 percent of the population was less than 15 years old, 55 percent was 15-64 years old, and only 4 percent had lived over 64 years of age in 2000”, as reported by nationencyclopedia.com. So it surprises me somewhat that there are ques for everything. Need your school id so that you can access campus and use the all important IT department, not to mention the cool swimming pool? Okay, wait in line for three hours only to be told the card printer is broken. When will it be fixed? Tomorrow. Need an add/drop form so that you can be sure that you have every class you want by Friday, which is the deadline? Tomorrow you can get the form. You have no cash and you need some in order t pay for dinner but the ATMS are all closed until tomorrow? Tomorrow is a very big thing here in Botswana. So when it comes to important academic and financial business, be prepared with an ocean of patients and something good to read while you qeue.

On the other hand, the living is much more relaxed. Enjoy the sunshine and the little lizards running around while you wait. There is an understanding that all things will come in good time. If you are on your way to a meeting at 9.00 it is not uncommon for people to arrive around 9.30 or so because they ran into a dear friend on the way and stopped to catch up. It's okay, people come before business.

So life here for me (I simply love being on time. The efficiency of trains and buses being on time makes me so happy) is taking some extra getting used to. Culture shock can be harsh!


Shower Adventures.

Dorms at UB are divided into blocks; I live in block 480 (also known as Las Vegas to all the UB-ers) A3. Most unfortunately A3 does not have any hot water. Anything coming out of the taps and the shower is absolutely freezing. I refuse absolutely to take a shower like this when it is already cold. The first morning I just stuck my head under the sink and washed my hair. Now I know better. Now I go over to A1 to use their showers. I also use the on on floor 1 on the 110 side of the building because not only can I take shelter in my friend Dianna's unusually warm room, but the shower curtain has a very delightful happy happy dolphin design. These happy happy dolphins see me at my happiest, usually, which is when I am finally standing under a jet of hot (or at least very warm) water. So I have begun naming them. So far I have Marc, Thebe, and Tuto. More on their way. I need to stare at them long enough to deduce their personalities.

Anyway, the thing about this particular bathroom is that there are two stalls with toilets, two sinks, one shower, one happy happy dolphin curtain, and no lock on the door. Here in Botswana residents are quite happy to burst in on one when one is showering or stripping in order to get into the shower. Thus the process can be rather tense. After showering slipping into my jam jams, I make the trek back outside and across the way to good ole' A3 in towel head, flip flops, and shower bag regalia. Oddly enough, I have come to enjoy these shower adventures.


Food:

The food in Botswana, while tasty, is admittedly meaty and ….hmm, what is a polite word for monotonous? Granted, I am only eating in a limited geographical area and I haven't been here that long, but let's just say that I have seen many plates of chicken, rice, cooked carrots, beans, and beef/goat in my time here. There is also a healthy abundance of very sweet fruit juices. My friend Meara will tell you that LiquiJuice is the best, but I personally like to water down the Fruitree varieties and enjoy them.

Last night (Tuesday) some of my CIEE friends ordered delivery Indian food from a place called Moghul. It was delicious and oh-so-affordable. Example: the delivery free was one thebe. Divide that by 6.5 for the US amount. We have no plates or utensils here, so we had a messy finger food floor party. Yum!

Every day I see a veritable army of men and women (mostly women) out around the UB campus sweeping. They sweep the dirt to remove leaves, grass, and trash; they sweep the sidewalk (for the same reasons); they sweep the drainage ditch (for fun!); and they all do it while using Harry Potter brooms. By Harry Potter brooms I course mean brooms with magical qualities. I just thought I should let you know.

Monday, August 1, 2011

This has been a long, busy, and exhausting week of orientation. On the one hand I have had no time for myself (except late at night...like right now) because of the constantly full schedule of lectures and events, but on the other hand CIEE had become a little American family. The head of our family is Batsirair Chidzodzo, fondly known as Batsi. He is helped by our three crazy “aunts”, Kopo, Phatsimo, and Tainia. They Shepard us around like toddlers, and let's face it, we kind of are.

I have my room set up as cozy as I can make it. I just want to say right now THANK YOU MA AND PA for sending me off with such good stuff. The silk bed shell from REI came in quite handy when we were taken away from the dorms so fast on move in day that we didn't get bedding before the laundry department closed. Luckily I had the silk sheets, and Batsi lent us all blankets. The scented linen bags from Aerie make my side of the room smell nice and sweet and homey. The critters on the bed make it look welcoming.

One thing I wish had been more proactive about, however, is dealing with the cold weather here. I wish I had brought sweatshirts! Luckily my German friend Ollie gave me one of his sister's old sweatshirts, which kept me going until I could buy a fuzzy fleece UB sweatshirt today. Next on the agenda: fuzzy slippers. My feet are freezing right now!

Batsi has given us many lectures, but one which sticks with me is the one about culture shock in which he used bananas as examples. He asked us to pretend we had never seen bananas before (he had a big bag of them with him) and he opened one and ate it, describing in detail how good it tasted. He really went all out with this banana, yet only ate one bite. This first banana was to represent out initial excitement about being in Botswana. Then he put it down and picked up another whole banana and took a bite. This “second banana” represented the time when the culture shock begins to wear you down and things don't seem so great anymore. Then, he picked up a third whole banana, took a bite, and told us that the third banana was the time when were finally began to feel more comfortable and at home. Thus, we now as a group rate our daily experiences as “a first banana” (yay!) or a “second banana” (oh dear).

The conversion rate here is great! Divide everything by 6.5 and that's the real price. So a bag of tasty Simba chips costs less than a dollar. Or that fuzzy UB sweatshirt is only around $30, despite a price in the hundreds of pula. Bought a book for P20? Okay, it really cost you roughly $3.

We went on a trip to a village in the Kalahari, and enjoyed some traditional foods and drinks around a big bonfire. Now, nights are quite cold, so we were all numb, but nevertheless had a fantastic time! There was a biiiig bowl of Mopane worms that most of us had the courage to try. That includes me, too. They were juicy, which was hard to get over, and very chewy, but had a good flavor. We also played native games from each nationality represented (there were many) and I taught the group how to do Amidst the Mist. The American factor also sang the theme song from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.



On Sunday the exhausting schedule of orientation events drew to a close with a group hike up Kgale Hill. This is no mean hill, it is a towering and rocky landmark that dominates Gaborone. There are thick shrubs and trees, a healthy population of baboons, and a make-your-own trail attitude. So, under the guidance of our own Papa Batsi, we began to forge our own path up the...”hill”. The landscape was beautiful and so we were mostly too distracted to notice the big acacia thorns that were constantly grabbing at us as we maneuvered around the bottom. The higher we got, the less acacia, so that was nice. Pretty quickly the group separated into two distinct groups: The accomplished hikers/determined not to miss anything-ers, and the i-hatethis/i-have-asthma/sloooooowwwwww down-ers. Just because you must be burning to know (hee hee), I was in the first group, and not the accomplished people I mean. The determined not to miss-ers. There was a lot to see! We were constantly finding good rocky outcropping that overlooked the hill and the country. We could see the city, the country side, and the industrial development, as well as the dam. Batsi told us that his fastest group climb took 24 minutes up and 24 minutes down. We had to beat that! But after a while it became obvious that we wouldn't, so in despair we asked Batsi how big that group had been. He said it was 8 people. We are 21 strong. Not happening,

We finally did reach the summit and it was very rewarding. After all the climbing were quite happy to sun ourselves on the rocks up there and sip our water bottles (mine tastes like pears). The hike down was less exciting and less fun, although I did lead for a while, much to my suprise. I also came down on the wrong side of a rock. Dinner, many hours later after we all freshened up, was at a tasty tasty Indian restaurant, and I took a healthy sampling of wine. Mmmmmmm. The conversation and the food were both excellent.

That's all for now! I have to go and figure out my life, I can't just sit here and type for you slackers ;)